Description
Still Breathing? Fucking Shocker Mug
For that one friend or coworker who keeps showing up… against all odds. The “Still Breathing? Fucking Shocker” mug is the ultimate backhanded compliment disguised as a birthday or everyday gift. Bold, brutal, and hilariously inappropriate.
Whether it’s a jab at old age, pure disbelief, or just your usual banter — this one delivers.
🔹 Thick black text on a clean white mug
🔹 Perfect for birthdays, office digs, or general sass
🔹 11oz ceramic with black handle & rim
🔹 Dishwasher & microwave safe (unlike them
Why insulting our friends is good for us https://www.frominsultstorespect.com/2015/06/29/insults-amongst-friends-why-we-do-it/
