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May Your Coffee Always Be Just a Little Too Cold mug

Price range: R109.00 through R125.00

A delightfully nasty curse for your morning coffee. Wet toilet seats — the ultimate petty revenge.

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May Your Coffee Always Be Just a Little Too Cold mug

The tiniest curse with the biggest impact — this May Your Coffee Always Be Just a Little Too Cold mug knows how to ruin a morning. Featuring the line “May your coffee always be just a little too cold,” it’s the ultimate jab at those who never quite get what they deserve… or anyone who’s dared to annoy you before your first cup.

Perfect as a passive-aggressive gift or for your own daily dose of caffeine-fuelled mischief. Locally printed, sass-infused, and guaranteed to raise an eyebrow or two.

✔ 330ml ceramic mug with black interior & handle
✔ Dishwasher and microwave safe
✔ Locally made in South Africa
✔ For people who deserve lukewarm consequences

Available in classic white or sophisticated black and white two tone.

Read more about petty insults here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insult

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Weight .310 kg
Dimensions 10 × 10 × 9.1 cm
Mug Type

Black and White, White

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